Porn for the Post-Preggo
That’s right. The Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative has just released it’s latest set of findings, all compiled in a neat, little 88-page report we call, Porn for New Moms.
Granted, the results of this research initiative are heavy on photos and light on the text, but hey, our lab coats are as white as the National Science Foundation’s. And, our peer-review committee consists of tens of thousands of moms. Take that, NIH!
Inside PFNM, you’ll find pages and pages of hunkalicious fathers, proclaiming everything from, “In eight more hours, we can wake mommy up!” to “Who says there’s no such thing as ‘paternal instinct?’ Hand over that baby!”
Got a friend who’s been recently mommed? Or about to become a mom? She needs a copy of Porn for New Moms. No one should bear children without it.
Do us a favor, and grab a copy for a gift. Besides, we need to clear out the shipping room in preparation for the delivery of the pallets of combination sleep-aid, mood enhancer, breast pain reliever and headache preventative we’re testing.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I am a WANNA-BE-MOMMY and for Mothers Day I received the book *Porn for New Moms*. I absolutly love this book. I have known my soul mate for 9 years and can honestly say he will be the spitting image of what we as women consider the perfect man/dad. We have only been trying for exactly two months and with every passing day we try I know he will make the most amazing father/husband. He read this book and thought it was fitting to his thoughts. He really has no hobby’s or interests SO, I am guessing all of his attention will so be on me and our beautiful baby girl/boy.
I give this book 4 stars
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Just found out I was pregnant, and it so happened that a (guy!) friend had bought PFNM the week before with the intent to give it to the first of his friends to pop a kid out. WOW!! I dragged my husband home a third of the way into the book! Maybe Porn for Working Moms next?