We always suspected that Porn for Women was appalling—for guys,
anyway. We can’t help but imagine them whining, when suddenly
confronted with the unvarnished truth about how best to score
points with their partners. (But, guys, `fess up! You knew it
all along, right?)

So, imagine our surprise when we discover that it was prudish
shopper Marci Milfs who was shocked and dismayed by guys toting
vacuums and grabbing the dusting rag.

Here’s the evidence.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20080505/NEWS01/211276391&news01ad

Marci, we’re waiting to be served papers. In the meantime, we’ll
be right here, where we always are, in our Porn for Women den of
iniquity, lasciviously watching our boys dusty, mop, craft and
shop for any feminine hygiene products we so declare.