Breaking research news: women all over America agree that their honeys don’t need reasons to give them flowers.

Here at the CWPC, we’ve just received official word from Chronicle Books that hundreds of women have already entered the Porn for Women Caption Contest, all jumping at the chance to win a dazzling bouquet of blossoms. One winner will be chosen every day during the month of December.

Now, if only womankind could really put such sweet words into men’s mouths.

We’d like to express our gratitude to all of the entrants for bringing us that much closer to what really turns women on.

If you’d like to contribute to our investigations with an entry caption of your own, don’t delay! The clock is ticking—and what better way to keep track of time than on your very own Porn for Women Wall Calendar? Our 2009 version is hot off the press: stock up for the new year!

And set aside some time to smell the flowers. Why? Because research proves you deserve it.