This just in: while Parenting.com is swooning over our men who get “down and dirty with cleaning supplies,” they are shocked to report that a dirt-free domestic situation in Germany recently resulted in divorce. After her too-tidy husband insisted on knocking down a filthy wall, one woman decided it was time to make a break.

We are left to concede the existence of the extreme male specimen known as the Unsexy Neat Freak. However, don’t let that thought persuade you to abandon your dusters, men! The condition is not contagious, and side effects of tidiness in moderation include romantic trips to Home Depot, baseball games watched while receiving back massages, and steamy, dust-free nights. Don’t let the bed bugs bite…